I guess this is quite a random post but I found it incredibly humorous when I cleaned out my draw the other day... The only thought that went running through my head... "Crikey I am such a stereotypical Lesbian"
So here's a little but of an insight into my world... The skeletons in my closet... Which is actually just junk in my bedside draw...
First up... My Wallet...
Boring way to start I know.... But being what I would call a 'soft butch' I don't really have much use for this anymore... all I need to carry is my eftpos card and ID... I just don't see how girls carry these chunky things around ALL THE TIME!!! And don't even get me started on handbags!! Pants have pockets for a reason ladies!! Cash and keys in one and Smokes and lighter in another... Which brings me on to my next item...
LIGHTERS! And this is just a few of my collection! Yes I am a smoker and this is the reason why I have a large collection of lighters... However an interesting point to note is I didn't start smoking until I met the Palmy Lesbian group... Out of 30+ ladies I would say at least 95% of them smoke! It's always handy to carry a lighter... Even before I started smoking I always had one on me... In my experience, lighting a girls cigarette is one hell of a pick line ;) The silver on there in the picture is my favourite... It's got a pretty girl and the word VIRGIN on it... But I think I'll save that explanation for another blog!
CONDOMS! Confused?! Don't be, cause these aren't your normal condoms! They are Gaybar Condoms! Now if you're a lesbian I know you have some of these hiding somewhere! Lets be honest, it's hard to go into any gaybar and not walk out with a couple of these in ya pocket. Most of them end up blown up stuck to the roof in my house.... Though once my flatmate got desperate and borrowed one! "Rip, Roll & Ride" and "Get it on" are the most common ones in New Zealand, but I'm sure there's plenty o other catchy phrases out there if you want to let me know them??
Next up is snackage! Lollies, Chocolate, fudge, fizzy, anything sweet. YUMMY! I'm slightly addicted to junk food... But mainly when I'm lonely... When you jump into bed at night and there's no one on the other side to cuddle and kiss (which happens a lot, since I'm single), you just need something to keep you company... In my case its food... I should be incredibly fat! But I'm not :D Lucky me!
Mixed CD-From an Ex... Cute isn't it?
I kissed a girl - Katy Perry
My house - Kids of 88
Something in your mouth - Nickleback
On the floor - Jennifer Lopez
Give me everything - Pitbull
She was a sweetie... I just opened a chocolate bar... Emotional eating again! I'd like to say things ended well... We 'pretend' to be friends. Just so there isn't to much drama. We are 'polite' to each other... That's how I'd describe it... And yeah I kept the CD! It's a good memory, of happy times! Just like in those old school movies where the boy makes the girl a mix tape! Cute as fuck!
Headphones... Now these aren't such a lesbian thing. But they are my saviour! The late nights when my flatmate comes with her boyfriend... NOTHING is worse than hearing late night, drunken sex, am I right?? But as soon as I hear the door open, I pop these babies in and then there's nothing to worry about! Music makes the world go round. Punk, Rock, House, Hip-hop, Dub-step. No matter what your jam is, safe to say it brings you to life right? Feeling the beat through your soul!
My Vinegar Hill Wristband! This one's from my first trip to Vinegar hill. The Gay New Years Party! People travel from everywhere in New Zealand! Auckland, Wellington, Hamilton, Even the odd South Islander makes an appearance. And it's in this spot, a river bed camping ground, just outside of Hunterville, where Gays, Lesbians, Bi, Trans and even a large number of straight people can party hard, live it and, and be themselves without being judged. A week long event, full of activities, partys, competitions and inter-city competition. And I have to be honest, it was the BEST New Years I have ever had!
So that's about it for the peculiar things in my draw. Hopefully it gave you a bit of an idea about who I am...
Your Legit
Palmy Lesbian
Xx
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